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By Talia Pollock
Pokémon is © Nintendo Gameshark and whatsitcalled?
I'm just a fan-fic writer
Interview with Charizard
C: Can’t we have the interview inside?
T: Why?
C: ‘Cause it’s raining
T: Okay, could you light the fire for me, I’m cold
C: And my fire isn’t enough?
T: It got rained on
C: But Charizard dosn’t obey trainer, Charizard shouldn’t obey you!
T: Why don’t you obey Ash?
C: Because it’s a Charizards job. We’re outsiders
T: ::Whispering:: I have to introduce this
C: They must be stupid if they don’t know it’s an interveiw, and they know
I’m Charizard so...
T: ::Jumping up on Charizards back:: And I’m Talia, It’s Charizard that’s
dumb
C: Shut up and get on with the interveiw
T: Right, When your were a Charmander, why didn’t you stop yourself from evolving?
C: D’know, I’m a Charizard now
T: Thank you for telling us
C: Wha?
T: Joke. Anyway, If you could obey Ash, would you?
C: Na, ‘hope Ash ‘aint reading this
T: Okay, What do you think of Ash?
C: A dumb guy. A ‘Who’s that pokemon?’ guy. He dosn’t know anything
T: We knew that, what else?
C: I like Gary better. He knows stuff. And his Arcanine’s my freind
T: You know his Arcanine?
C: Yup. His Arcanine say’s Gary’s a better trainer then Ash and I agree
T: So, would you obey Gary if you could?
C: Yes, especially in a battle ‘gainst one o’ Ash’s pokemon
T: Enough about that guy, Why don’t you sleep in your pokeball?
C: ::Gasping:: How’d you know that?
T: You sleep when your out of your pokeball. I’m not Ash
C: Oh
T: Do you like Team Rocket?
C: No. I’d flame them, as long as Ash didn’t tell me to
T: So you like Team Rocket better then Ash?
C: Yup.
T: Could you show us one of your attacks?
C: On you?
T: N... Arrrrrrrgh!
C: Hmmm, your just a tiny bit better then Ash
T: ::Sizzeled:: Join me next time in ‘Faliure interveiws’
C: Let me fly you with my magnificent strength, to the hospital
T: Show off
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