By Talia Pollock.
I did not invent pokemon, though I did invent Weedle-Sting pie, oh no, the Zubat did!
THE COMMIT SUICIDE ZUBAT
There was a Zubat who wanted to die,
So he ate some Weedle-Sting pie,
He choked and choked and fell to the floor,
It didnt affect him much so he had some more,
After he had been properly fed,
Zubat tumbled off his chair, defiantly dead.